December 2008
5 posts
christmas shopping
i got everyone out of the way except for bryson! that little shit buys everything he wants for himself as soon as he gets paid, and the book i wanted to buy him is sold out all over arizona. my sister gave me my presents early. i got a special edition jonas brothers cd and season one of the L word. she almost bought me this robot she found at urban outfitters, but mom convinced her not to. damn!
“only the fools rush in, but only the frightened wait. i’d rather be...”
– the new amsterdams
i don't need viagra.
i am a girl. girl’s do not have erectial dysfunction. that is why the esoteric decision to make last night’s episode of the office, sponsored by viagra, has me confused. i missed the office last night because i went out to dinner with my mom and sister. i decided to watch last night’s episode online this morning, and when i got there i saw viagra’s commercial. the episode...