January 2009
20 posts
sometimes
even i can’t make sense of my actions. we’re in the process of moving, so my mom gave me some boxes to go through to get rid of things i don’t want anymore. i found some old pictures of an ex best friend and started thinking about why we grew apart. we haven’t talked in so long. i saw her recently at a halloween party and she gave me the stink eye. she has a baby now, and...
coachella 2009 rumors
the line-up will be announced tomorrow, even though we’re going no matter who plays. here are some bands rumored to play this year.
white supremacist straight edge?
danielle: hello?
melchor: (in a deep, scratchy voice) do you like scary movies?
danielle: haha. yeah. who is this?
melchor: what kind of scary movies do you like?
danielle: the kind with lots of sex and dead people.
melchor: ......slut
danielle: what?! i'm not a slut! you're a virgin!
in the parking lot at work
female co-worker: hey!
me: oh, hey. i didn't know you had a truck too.
female co-worker: my battery died so i'm driving my boyfriend's truck. well, it's his grandpa's.
me: i'm sure it's yours. you have like, three cars.
female co-worker: oh great! it has a sticker that says "i support road head". that's nice.
me: (pause) i'm sure it's yours.
i can't believe i'm sick again.
i was sitting in the longest meeting of my life last night at work. luckily it was over in two hours, even though it was scheduled for three, but i still missed the office. i don’t see why “child abuse prevention” needed that long anyway. just don’t abuse children.
If Not For My Glasses- Dear and the Headlights
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